Alright here's my speech: I love Harry Potter, Welcome to Night Vale, the Mentalist, Castle, Disney, and music. I just started Supernatural as well. Quotes are common, and I love stuff that makes me laugh or smile. So welcome to the world inside my head. Don't get lost.

 

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

(Source: nicrouleau)

lainpunk:

i operate on at least 5 levels of irony at all times

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY